Theres an old lady crossing the street, what do you do?:

Honk and Laugh
Pretend to hit her
That wouldn't happen, I ride the bus its more Efficient
Speed by
Stop
Stop and offer a ride

You find a purse with no money, what do you do?

Take it, It's gotta have some use!
Do everthing in your power to do the right thing
Look for owner
Give as an anniversary present for your wife
Turn it in to the police
Keep it, even though I don't need it

What do you find yourself saying most often?

rrrrr...(unhappy grunt)
Diddily
Do'h
Eat my shorts!
Leave me alone, I need to study
Exellent

You win the lotto! what do you do??

Give it to the church
Buy my way out of school
Greedily keep it
Spend a little on myself, donate the rest to a nature foundation
Buy beer and temporary tatooes
Save it in the bank

When you get home from work/school you:

Count your money
Clean the House
Read the Holy Bible
Sit down on the couch with some beer
Skate board down the street
Study for a test

What is your Life goal??

Survie to the age of 40
Make world peace
Dominate the World
Be a Rock and Roll star
To raise a desent family
To go to Heaven

Whats your ideal instrument??

Saxaphone
Greedy GONG
Triangle
Guitar
Drums
Pipe Organ

Whats your Favorite Drink??

NON-alcholic BEER
BEER
Squishie
Long island ice tea ;)
Water
Blood

What do you want for Christmas??

Explosives
Maude
Maid
New Flavored Doughnuts
Malibu Staceys
The Green Stuff

What were you for Halloween??

The Duff Man
Radio Active Man
I prefure not to dress up
Greedy Old man
Couldn't dress up, too busy giving kids candy
Halloween is for mouning the dead

Would you ever......um......ahhh.....screw it.
yes
yes