Are you a boy or girl?

Boy
Girl
Ninja

Since last Christmas have you lit the bottom of you shoe on FIRE???

Wait a moment while I stomp out this Burning Flame!!
No, of course not.

How do you feel about "Computer geeks"?

They're stupid
I would Prefer technologically advanced

Are you Greedy???

Mine, Mine, Mine!!!!!!
What's mine is yours

Do you watch the Simpsons?!?!?

Yes! I love shows on FOX there so intelehgent!
Sometimes It gives me some good laughs.

Do you believe in Santa Claus, Jolly Ol' Saint Nick, Chris Kringle, The Bringer of Presents, PaPa Noel, or the FAT OLD MAN WITH THE WHITE BEARD?

If it would get me present yes!!
im not a little kid anymore so no, sorry!

Do you send those stupid fruit cakes to the ones you love each and every year?

ummm.........no they don't deserve anything from me.
I prefer to give them different gifts.

Do you throw Snowballs at cars?

yes
no

Have you ever burned/dismantled/blown up any of your toys?

Once or twice
Never

When you were a little kid did you ever light the fireplace on christmas night?

Yes
No!

Are you some one who would tell a friends secret if it paid you some money?

Yeah 5 bucks says Melvin knows in 10 minutes
no I am a true friend.

When you recieve a birthday card do you:
grab the cash, maybe glance at the person who gave it to you
Read the card, thank the person then take the money.

Do you send christmas cards to your relatives?
No
If my mom makes me.

Do you love your grandma?
I'm waiting for here to die.
No because she is a bad person OR yes because she has a place in my heart